High School Dreamin – 2021-08-24

AO: Shadow
QiC: Curveball
Pax Count: 14
Pax List: Big Apple, Billboard, Box Checker, Chaingang, Curveball, GreenBean, HVAC, Novocaine, Saltlick, Sasquatch, Snake Oil, Suds, Thirdwheel, Wreck-It Ralph
FNG Count: 0
Downrange:

Warm up:

All 15x All IC

  • SSH
  • Imperial Walker
  • LSS
  • Merkins

Curb to Curb

  • Butt Kick
  • High Knees
  • Karaoke (down and back)
  • Warrior Lunge

Mosey over to benches for 15x dips in a 3-1 cadence

The Thang:

Mosey to the lower DHS parking lot along Vanderlyn. Perform 1 rotation of Wheel of Merkin – All 5x IC

  • Derkins with feet on curb
  • Merkins with right hand on curb, left hand on street
  • Incline merkins with both hands on curb
  • Merkins with right hand on street, left hand on curb

Mosey to the fresh, pristine football field to relive the glory days. First up is a modified 1st and 10:

Staring at the goal line, sprint to the 10 yard line, perform 10 Merkins, 1 Toyota (11’s), job back to the goal line. Sprint to the 20 yard line, perform 9 Merkins, 2 Toyotas. Jog back to the goal line. Repeat until all 100 yards and 11’s have been completed.

Perform abridged Grateful Dead while waiting for the six.

Next Up: Shuttle Burns

Partner exercise. One coupon per pair.

Round 1: Partner A performs 10 Thrusters while Partner B runs to the 50 yard line and back. Whoever finishes first “wins”. Flapjack.

Round 2: If Partner A “won” Round 1, Partner B runs to the 40 yard line and back. If Partner B “won” round 1, Partner B runs to the 60 yard line and back. Flapjack

Round 3: Partner B adjusts distance by +10 yards (if he won) or -10 yards (if he lost)

Mosey back to lower parking lot for another round of Wheel of Merkins, then back to COT.

CoT:

Reminder to sign up for IronPax if you haven’t already – first week starts on Monday September 6th. Here’s the link.

Suds took us out.

Naked Man Moleskin:

Beatdown Poetry:

The site I adore.
Suicides, coupons galore.
Tired pax hit the floor.