Alabama Slammer – 01/12/2021

AO: Terminus
QiC: Gronk
Pax Count: 10
Pax List: Candyland, Gates, Gronk, Gump, Jackal Puff, Jumbo, Martina, Reggie, Smalls
FNG Count: 0

Warm up:

  • 25 SSH
  • 20 Don Quixote
  • 15 Merkins
  • 20 SSH

The Thang:

  • Mosey to the street by the stone circle
    • Ascending (Alabama) Curb Crawl
      • Start with 1 Derkin with your feet on the curb
      • Bear Crawl Across
      • Increase Derkins with each crossing, up to 11 (or whatever you heart desires)
  • Bataan (Devontae Smith) Death March to the Rock Pile
    • Traditional Indian run with the last PAX dropping for 5 burpees before running to the front of the line
      • Better to do this split up into lines of 3-4 PAX
  • Trophy Ceremony at the Rock Pile
    • Extra Credit: 10 Burpees because not all the PAX had a chance on our march
    • Grab a coupon (trophy)
      • 15 overhead trophy press
      • 20 trophy merkins, alternating hands
      • 20 trophy thrusters
      • 30 trophy rows
      • 30 trophy curls
      • Sprint up the stairs and back down
  • Mosey up the stairs to the Bridge
    • PAX split into two groups
    • One side completes 52 SSH, while the other completes 24 4-Count Mountain Climbers
    • Sprint the bridge in between
  • Mosey back to Stonehenge #1
    • La La Leggy (Najee Harris Leggy – I need to work on my exercise naming skills)
      • 10 Box Jumps
      • 20 Squats
      • 20 front lunges (1 count)
      • 20 back lunges (1 count)
      • 20 squat jumps
      • 20 monkey humpers
    • Bay City Scissors (completely dropped the Alabama theme by now) x 10
      • Alternating scissor kicks done in an 8-count
    • Marionettes for about 1-2 minutes
      • Big Boy Situps with rotating touches left of you legs, in between your legs, right of your legs
    • American (Alabama) Hammers x 25
      • Thanks to @Jumbo for the Bama-Themed Cadence

CoT:

Naked Man Moleskin:

  • Coffeeteria at Caribou, sounded like @Candyland shared some solid games for game night