Sub Zero Beatdown: A 8 / 12 days of Hanukkah / Christmas – 2022-12-24

AO: Shadow
QiC: Suds
Pax Count: 10
Pax List: Diablo, GreenBean, Leon, Manhole, Mossad, Scout, Seles, Suds, Wreck-It Ralph
FNG Count: 0
Downrange: Winter and She So Cold to quote the Rolling Stones

0655 – 10 degrees (wind Chill -7 degrees)

Suds Thinks

  • “Geez my fingers and #@?!?# freezing and burning at the same time” with 4 gloves on.
  • Speaking of, At Least Riccohet has a sock for his #@?!?!!!!! (So he should clearly be here…..)

With Joy in my heart, I looked up to see 10 brave souls (with potentially questionable judgement) ready for the holiday beatdown.

We kicked into high gear listening to holiday tunes and cranking up our work to  Hanukkah and Christmas Cheer!

THANG 1 – 8 Days of Hanukkah (in the Nature Center)

Category 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Turkish Get Ups 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 8
Half/Wind Mills 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 14
Toy Soldiers 3 3 3 3 3 3 18
Drunk Hill Billy 4 4 4 4 4 20
Imperial Walkers 5 5 5 5 20
SSH 6 6 6 18
Malenkes Gardner 7 7 14
Low Slow Squats 8 8 120

THANG 2 – 12 Days of Christmas

Then we departed on a 2.75 mile journey through Meadowlake Lane to Mt. Vernon Way up to  Vernon North Dr, up Vernon Ridge Way onto Mt Vernon Rd., right onto Dunwoody Village Parkway, and right Chamblee Dunwoody/Roberts Dr back down to the Nature Center.  All the way celebrating the 12 days of Christmas with exercises building as follows:

Category Exercise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
abs Turkish Get Up 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 12
legs Sumo Squats 0 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 22
arms Stone Mountains 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 30
abs LBCs 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 36
Legs Low Slow Squats 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 40
Arms Burpees 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 42
abs Freddie Mercury 7 7 7 7 7 7 42
Legs broad jumps 8 8 8 8 8 40
Arms incline/decline merkins 9 9 9 9 36
abs big boy sit ups 10 10 10 30
legs step ups 11 11 22
arms merkins 12 12
364

We ran a minute or two long so no time for Monkey Humpers.

That’s a Wrap with a bow on top!

CoT:  2 Prayers to close us out:

1. Wreck It Ralph prayer for Hanukkah

2. Leon prayer for Christmas

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah Everybody!

It was a joy to lead this group this morning (however at times all of the Pax took ownership of leading and thank you team)

Until Next Time and There Will Be A Next Time! – Suds

Naked Man Moleskin:

Big Apple played Starsky at Coffeeteria

No word on how Riccohet is enjoying his new sock!

No Chicken Hanger reports

Soundtrack

  • 12 Days of Christmas, Bing Crosby
  • Dreidel, Erran Baron Cohen
  • Merry Xmas Everybody, Cheap Trick
  • Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah, Bare Naked Ladies
  • Back Door Santa, BB King
  • I have a Little Dreidel, Bare Naked Ladies
  • Last Night (I went out with Santa Claus), Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
  • Puppy for Hanakkah, Daveed Diggs
  • The Chanukah Song, Adam Sandler
  • Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Bruce Springsteen
  • Blue Christmas, Elvis
  • Merry Christmas From the Family, Robert Earl Keen Jr
  • We All Need Christmas, Def Leppard
  • Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, Elvis
  • Mr. Heat Miser, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
  • I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday!, Cheap Trick
  • 8 Days of Hannukah, Sharon Jones
  • Old Hippie Christmas, Bellamy Brothers

Beer Recommendation: Sierra Nevada, Celebration IPA (Holiday Release), Good stuff, old school IPA