ShakeWeight – free workout – 2022-08-05

AO: The Rig
QiC: Flathead
Pax Count: 7
Pax List: Buttercup, Flathead, Gates, Joe Camel, MARTA, Smalls, Tofu
FNG Count: 0
Downrange:

Warm up:

ssh

don Quixote

imperial walker

off count squat

The Thang:

first thing – rolled dice – gave us 21 squats (with sandbag or coupon). Great roll by tofu

then on to the Thang that we’ve known about since Tuesday. Throw on a vest or ruck if you got one.

5 pull ups

10 merkins

15 squat (at this point we had done 1/20 of a murph minus the running)

20 overhead press

25 kettlebell swing

20 rows

15 burpees

10 squats – heavy

5 deadlifts – heavy

repeat as many times as possible. Goal: 5 rounds. Reality: I see tweety birds

CoT:

praise for Gates new job!
praise for Smalls itty bitty baby!
praise for Marta itty bitty baby!
praise for my coworker John successful heart procedure

Naked Man Moleskin:

If I was a coupon I would not want to be called up for duty and sent to the rig. Smalls lost a coupon today. Nobody saw it happen but it’s in pieces. Did he headbut it? Did he throw it up in the air and round house kick it? Did he give it that look? We’ll never know. But let’s live our lives as if we’re a coupon headed to the rig knowing every Monday, Thursday, or Friday, could be our last.